Callipygian Stars

Capricorn's stars for today:

Canny Caps with the urge to pounce & generous with themselves, are onto something today. Moon in your Romance sector signals a powerfully luxurious phase of warmth, human kindness and good sex.

I'm Capricorn. I must find the Romance sector and drop my pants immediately! It's not on level 15, I know that much... it's probably in the next building, between the petty cash gnome and the ID card witch. I've always sensed something between those two. I'll let you know...