Failed solutions to being hungover at work

• Champagnes at lunch time (well, not so much failed as too temporary)
• Food fantasies (I don't know how they started either)
• Costanzas
• Vitamins
• Doing work
• Not doing work
• Eating
• Not eating
• Water
• Juice
• Coca cola
• Staring into the distance
• Quick walk outside for fresh air
• Ham and cheese toasted sandwich
• Cold and flu medication (perked me up till I realised I still felt like crap, just awake crap)
• Pretending to work while sleeping at my workstation (and I had high hopes for that one...)
• Meditation
• Prayer
• Really sincere pleading prayer with lots of bargaining
• Loud cries of "Oh Father why hast Thou forsaken me?!?!"
• Quiet weeping under my desk
• Louder weeping, with extra sobs, same place
• Hitting head hard on desk to distract from hangover pain
• Painkillers (might have worked earlier though)
• Stealing snackfood from the snack bar
• Paying for it to assuage hangover paranoia and guilt feelings (too late they're there for the day now)
• Soft music
• Loud music
• Attempts to suck it up and get on with it
• Regular visits to the pub (it just seems to rub it in somehow, and I'm then tipsy and still hungover.
• Blogging (Bugger.)

Update: (Heh. My first update. Also my first heh, now that's progress.) Sorry about the really ugly dot points, I'll try to fix them tomorrow if I can breath and do stuff at the same time. Although, maybe they won't repulse me quite so much tomorrow...