Rules of Office Etiquette I
Yes folks, a new series starting today, where I tell you off for things somone else may once have done! Ready? Drumroll please...
- Do not make a lift or any part of an office smell of sushi before 11am.
Thank you, thank you very much...
posted by Lackey | 9:40 am
6 Comments:
and under no circumstances is it ok to have sushi and hot milo for lunch. e.v.a.h.
A fair and valid point. Sushi with hot milo is definitely wrong. God, imagine dunking your sushi roll in a chocolate drink... eww.
Some people!
I think lunch, like vengeance, is best served fried.
True enough Mr Flint, but I don't think vengeance benefits half as much as lunch from a sprig of parsley.
Perhaps, perhaps Sir Lackey. But learn to oil-cook springs and see how blood-free guilty floors remain.
Perhaps, perhaps Sir Lackey. But learn to oil-cook springs and see how blood-free guilty floors remain.
Flint, my guess is you've been sniffing the turps again - that or the starbucks barrista, neither is too good for your coherence levels.
I deepfried an assortment of springs to make sure, and by the time I finished eating them, there was blood all over the floor.
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