21st Century Cosmodemonic

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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Rules of Office Etiquette I

Yes folks, a new series starting today, where I tell you off for things somone else may once have done! Ready? Drumroll please...

  • Do not make a lift or any part of an office smell of sushi before 11am.

Thank you, thank you very much...

6 Comments:

Anonymous lizardoqueen said...

and under no circumstances is it ok to have sushi and hot milo for lunch. e.v.a.h.

11:15 am  
Blogger Lackey said...

A fair and valid point. Sushi with hot milo is definitely wrong. God, imagine dunking your sushi roll in a chocolate drink... eww.

Some people!

6:17 pm  
Blogger Latigo Flint said...

I think lunch, like vengeance, is best served fried.

5:00 pm  
Blogger Lackey said...

True enough Mr Flint, but I don't think vengeance benefits half as much as lunch from a sprig of parsley.

9:50 am  
Blogger Latigo Flint said...

Perhaps, perhaps Sir Lackey. But learn to oil-cook springs and see how blood-free guilty floors remain.

6:06 pm  
Blogger Lackey said...

Perhaps, perhaps Sir Lackey. But learn to oil-cook springs and see how blood-free guilty floors remain.

Flint, my guess is you've been sniffing the turps again - that or the starbucks barrista, neither is too good for your coherence levels.

I deepfried an assortment of springs to make sure, and by the time I finished eating them, there was blood all over the floor.

2:11 pm  

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