New Trick

I've found a new trick to cure the office snoozes when there's no costanza in sight.

The kids around the corner have a sideline in racketeering. They sell coke, diet coke and coke with lime out of a fridge near their desks, for a small amount of change. They keep a cardboard box for change in the fridge with the cans.

So now, whenever I'm sleepy I can pop right around and grab a coke for cheap. The chilled change from my dollar sure wakes me up once I drop it in my pants pocket.