Chupacabra Found Alive and Well
Just a quick public service post, to let these people know I have found the chupacabra and he is alive nd well, if a little on the aggresive side.
In fact, he attacked me as I was walking home from the pub last night. I'm pretty sure. What else can explain the scratches and clawings I woke up with this morning? And the sense of postboding?
In fact, he attacked me as I was walking home from the pub last night. I'm pretty sure. What else can explain the scratches and clawings I woke up with this morning? And the sense of postboding?
posted by Lackey | 1:53 pm
2 Comments:
Doesn't it seem odd that this mean looking mutha would harass a lowly Lackey such as yourself? Also strange that this chap hasn't been sighted in a while if he is indeed terorising the streets.Hmmmm..... Perhaps your sighting had less to do with actually seeing him, and more to do with still being a tad hopped up after all that morphine you ingested courtesy of Cute Nurse? Could be wrong though....
Well Mr. "Anonymous" if that is indeed your real name, that was a long time ago and I'm a different person now and besides I can handle it, just a little bit. Do you have some? Don't toy with me!!!
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