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Things are going on on our tin shed roof. The aliens have requested a team of heavy footed monkeys to rip off the old tin roof and I expect replace it with a new tin roof designed to be even noisier in the rain and hotter in the summer and of course colder in the winter.
While this is going on the noise is incredible, it's too dangerous to go to the carpark for fear of monkey flung tin roof bits and worse of all it's hot and raining.
So here we are trying to do the alien's bidding, naked, deafened and fearfull. All we need is the lights to fail and it'll be back to the womb for us all.
The roofing monkeys are silent now, must be on a banana break.
Time to phone for the little aircraft to come buzzing along and shoot down the monkeys, king kong style.
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